Weird Owl appears on stage at all times during the show, and will sometimes interact with comedians performing in-between his activities.
Weird Owl became the host of the show after the mysterious disappearance of Weird Pal in 2015.
Physical Appearance[edit | edit source]
Weird Owl is brown with a white face, yellow eyes and grey feet.
He wears a red Hawaiian shirt with two yellow buttons.
Weird Owl wears a wig with long brown hair attached to his round frame glasses.
Sometimes Weird Owl's mouth doesn't move when he's talking, he says it's because of magic powers but this hasn't been confirmed.
Weird Owl is about 9 inches high.
It's difficult to estimate what Weird Owl weighs without being allowed to hold him but most fans agree he appears to be roughly 10-20 pounds.
Rich Lore[edit | edit source]
Weird Owl lives a life of luxury at Little Mountain Gallery. Eating human beings and birthing many children with a variety species of bird - children he says he sells.
Weird Owl has a complicated relationship with his family as evidenced by the instalment when Weird Owl used his father's Nega Verse Portal Gun to send Weird Owl Sr. into the Nega Verse rather than have his son taken from him. In 2016, Weird Owl revealed that he has raised many of his children and was now without any children to support for the first time. In the song he described where some of his children had gone:
"Some live in a fancy mansion
And make the pillows soft
Some are in pro-badminton
They keep shuttlecocks aloft
Some of them work in fashion
They test lipstick on their eyes
For others food is their passion
They’re served with a coke and fries."
Weird Owl has been open about his willingness to include any and all sponsorship in the show including performing ads for Frank’s Hospice Care, Beaver Buzz energy drinks and Trojan Ultra Slims - a line of very small condoms.
Although he says he doesn't like Little Mountain Gallery, Weird Owl successfully defused all seven bombs planted by his father, Weird Owl Sr. to save the audience and his son.
Weird Owl briefly lived with a roommate, the troll, Mister Tiddlywinks, but was unnerved by the troll's behaviour and demeanour and devised a plan to make Tiddlywinks move out by offering him jewels and treasure he had accumulated over the years.
Views on Other Bird Species[edit | edit source]
Weird Owl has announced different and, sometimes, conflicting views on other species of birds.
In 2016 Weird Owl announced that eagles were responsible for both lowering and raising property values in his neighbourhood of the forest.
In 2017, Weird Owl had this to say on his views:
"Lots of changes since we last did this show
Deep state has started to all be exposed
My owl heritage
shouldn’t be negative
We’re all different, pigeon, sparrow or crow
Our world’s ripped apart by all the divides
It’s clear there’s bad people on many sides
No issue to admit
I want to see flamingo’s birth certificates
We should unite together against the flapping hoards
The hordes of lower class
We need to build a wall
Made of glass so they can’t see it
Then they’ll all crash and fall"
Song Parodies[edit | edit source]
List of Weird Owl's song parodies:
"Hoo Hoo Hoo" (The Who's "Who are You") "I Mostly Eat Mice" (Nancy Sinatra "You Only Live Twice") "I Ate a New Bug" (Huey Lewis "I want a new drug")
In the song "At the Zoo" (ABBA's "Waterloo") Weird Owl declares a list of zoo animals that he would like to be intimate with, including a shrew, an emu and a panda, among other animals leading fans to conclude that Weird Owl is pansexual.
Relationship with Shane McLean[edit | edit source]
In a classic bit of meta storytelling, Weird Owl has an antagonistic relationship with Shane McLean (who performs as Weird Owl behind the scenes).
Weird Owl once complained that Shane performs too much on the show and in the following song parody (set to the tune of Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train"):
And everyone knows
He wants the attention on all his own shows
(Like if) Scorsese
Cast himself in Wolf of Wall Street
This self righteous fuck, suckles at his own teat
Takes spots from other comics
Doesn't feel ashamed
We all had to sit through another song from Shane
It occurred and we endured a wank-off fest from Shane
He kicked off three people
So that he could sing
They’ve been asking for ages, but he needs the whole thing
garbage, shouted out of his jowls
Do you really need to write eight songs for the owl?
He says his songs are gifts to us
from his genius brain
strap in, it begins, there’s lots more songs from Shane
You can go, it’s the whole show - it’s just more songs from Shane"
It's unknown to fans if this song reflected any real attitude on behalf of the staff and crew of the show or if it was just a fun joke for everyone.
Some have speculated that it was the former based on the long hiatus the show went on in 2018.