Weird Owl Jr.

Weird Owl Jr. is the son of Weird Owl. He was abandoned by his father and adopted by his grandfather, who forced him to work in a Best Buy that he owned or managed, staffed entirely with orphans.

Weird Owl Jr. became well known for his famous catch-phrase "Faaaa-ther!" Audience members will often say this out loud with him as he says it.

Originally, Weird Owl wasn't interested in raising his son, but, after learning that he could get government cheques for child support the elder owl quickly changed his mind. "Weird Owl: Now I’m reunited with my son""And we never will part""A child is so valuable to me""He’s a tiny gift of bottomless money" [Weird Owl Jr] Yep, that’s me! "Weird Owl: We agree!""But why stop at one? When kids are free?""[Weird Owl Junior] What about me?""Weird Owl: Ev-ry kid is more free dough!" "[SPOKEN] I’ll explain it to you. Listen:""Have a kid to wash my clothes""One to take out all my trash""Have three more to go for smokes""One to put ointment on my rash""A child to run drugs on the side""And one to work at dominos""he’ll get free dips for crazy bread""All I have to do is sow, my seed into a flamingo""One, I’ll keep on ice for parts""Two, to rub for my good luck""Three, to install cool mood lights""Four, to wash me after fucks""Eight, to bake me sweet owl breads""Nine, to treat my ingrown toe" "Ten, to tear my foes to shreds""And all I have to do is blowwwww!""Weird Owl Junior: But father, you love me for more than just the money right?""Weird Owl: Nope!"

Weird Owl Jr. Is performed by Shane McLean.

Current Status
Weird Owl Jr. has not been seen since 2016.